CSI Causes Tsunami

I have a theory. I believe that God watched the episode of CSI: Miami where a tsunami ravages the city and this led to his act. He probably said, "What? That's not what a tsunami looks like, that's just footage of my hurricanes, here, I'll show you a real one." Now, there's a problem with my theory, because I'm assuming, one, that TV causes violence. And two, that God watches CSI:Miami. It's pretty obvious that neither could ever happen. But bear with me, let's just run a hypothermical. If that was true, we could arrange a class action suit against CBS for giving God the idea, this would not only stop the airing of CSI:Miami, but would also raise money for the tsunami survivors, a win-win situation. I guess all I'm trying to say is, the producers of CSI:Miami suck and so do giant waves.

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